Happy birthday #Obama

Up close it's Albert Einstein. Far away it's Marilyn Monroe.

Best idea ever.

Looks like people don't mind about Harry Potter finishing.

The circle. #google+

You can pretend you've not seen this. But you have...#tits

Hi, I'm Troy McLure. You're reading this in my voice, aren't you?

If you find yourself with time to kill at the beach...

Why shadows can be fun.

An insight into the court of Charles II. This got the Earl Of Rochester a temporary ban.

This is a meatsicol.

What to do if you see a wasp.

Mrs H has said we can have a threesome with Kimberley Walsh. I just need to convince Kimberley Walsh now.

The best dive faces of the year so far...

Diamond Dave, with a female woman....

Diamond Dave pulling a boat. With his arms.

Tonight I will be tweeting photos from the Dave Lee Roth book I received in the post today. For those of you who don't know who he is...

I can't believe @charliesheen didn't think of doing this first....or maybe he has.

This is a graph showing how my minutes of the day are broken down. #science

Me in a Fulham shirt. Some cheeky sod has written all over it. #ffc