Sashimi and bloody Mary. Nom nom nom.

Staring the shrimp in the backside.

My girl's dog and a pumkin she carved. The pooch is now a chicken shih tz(u).

Getting buzzed in Stillwater.

Only including a couple less graphic photos for Twitter... Closeup of the hooks.

Only including a couple less graphic photos for Twitter... What my back looked like while I was suspended.

Eyes

This is third-hand, but supposedly a real sign somewhere in Arizona.