Got this e-mail. Presumably it's not really from twitter. Presumably it's a phishing scam. If you get one: delete.

What Louis Walsh will look like next series if nobody stops him...

Oo! If you get the right number of google balls to bounce away you can make it do this!

Think he'll implode when he realises the gags he loves were written by the ppl he hates. #notgettinginvolved

I used to like those Smith & Jones head to head sketches but tonight's was a bit disappointing.

Followed a chortle link to vampiregeorgina.com where the number of open tabs meant my computer displayed it as...

The long, spiky eyebrow hair is back. It's risen again for Easter.

Flying to Belfast later. Somehow, I doubt it'll look like this.

With Harry Shearer (@letwits) @martylog and @captainward on Sunday's show.