I know where my towel is. And no, I’m not going to get eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal. #TowelDay

Oh god. #MysteriousTexter.

I still don't know who my mystery texter is. I'm having a lot of fun with them though.

Just discovered a nudist in my pack of pistachios.

.@theresnofinway right hand & shoulder hurt, a lot, and #Tabatha got a puncture. Ok otherwise. Here's my hand:

Sorry @TalkTalkCare, but there's no one of the name "A. Super-Value" living here. #spam.

Behold! Office space v2.0. Now with real (fake) pine.

Two girls, one coupler.

The #MIL2B ate all my Snickers yesterday. She replaced them with these. They are not an acceptable substitute.

Spicy Mexican Chicken with Tortilla Chips and Cheese. Damn I'm good. #WheatFreeCooking.

Went to #GiveBlood yesterday. Now I have a bruise that looks a little like a smiley drunk guy.

I think rather than "not an acceptable word", "oi, watch your mouth, bitch" would be more appropriate.

Office desk built! Hooray! #HomeownerDave

HS53 DYB, Christchurch, 7:30am. On a roundabout, you have absolutely no right of way in this situation. #BadDriver.

#BadTimes :-(

Yup. There he is. RIP little guy.

Hmm, I can't be sure, but I think there may have been another spider incident while I slept...

#OmNomNom

Pitta pizza for dinner. Topped with (among other things) fresh chillies, chilli flakes & extra hot Mexicana. #OmNomNom.

#HalfDayFriday. #DaveTime.