Just when I thought @wallacrm couldn't top last year's Twitter cake. Can you name all the apps?

Some kids found only eggs on their hunts today. This is what we found on ours:

You're mother&$*¥£%ng right we do! Wait, what?

Reading kids' letters to Santa in the local paper. What the hell does this kid have planned?!?

The DeLorean hit 20K miles on the way to work today. They grow up so fast. Excuse me, I think I have something in my eye...

How sexy must one's buns be in order to get it emblazoned on one's license plates?

Wife found the just-released Hot Wheels DeLorean today. She officially wins at being awesome.

I'll admit it. I'm not man enough to attempt this:

Wow, this will get my clothes even brighter than "dingy"? Methinks they're setting the bar a tad low.

Clever pronunciation guide on the packaging. If you're saying "ho," you're doing it wrong!

Yes, this is a giant cardboard Jackie Chan head in the driver's seat of my DeLorean. Long story.