My family taught me it's OK to play with my food.

Schnapps, Gummi Bears, Summer's Eve?

Am I tripping or is this really what the sky is doing?

Oh, just me and the neighborhood pie.

The story of Xmas, as rewritten by a NJ lawn.

Please, don't shoot your kids this New Years.

And this is how they spend a typical Friday night in DC. Our country is in great shape.

Hello, Twitterverse. My name is Barnaby F. Frontbutt.

My sexy new lingerie for the holidays

This poor weiner is crying on the inside.

I was picturing something more disco fabulous.

One of these days I have got to meet my neighbors.

Hangovers won't be the same in LA.