NY Post home page headline for Obama marriage-equality news:

@lizadonnelly left laptop open & my cat has habit of sitting on keyboard. She sent you blank tweet. Came home to:

Notice the lack of number, shift & punctuation keys other than comma, question mark and period.

Bought this beauty at an antique shop in W. Mass. today: 1930s Bantam Remington children's typewriter w/ glass keys

.@ClaireCookwrite This afternoon, Clara has ditched the typewriter for my laptop to write her meow-oir.

Clara is thinking of writing her meow-oir, about her battle with kidney disease & her Human who injects her daily.

Clara likes my typewriter. #qwertycat

@elyssaeast @Hippiechick68 Look for my nephew Andy Brown there, longtime friend of @CherylStrayed & hug him & wife:

Another one of those Twitterfeed accidental funny juxtapositions cc: @NicholeBernier @Bookgirl96 @JessicaFKane

Last pm, found perfect cocktail for @TheJeanMartha, author of lovely picture book, "Starry Night, Hold Me Tight."

Love when 2 tweets in a row fit together in a random amusing way! Take a look, @Leavittnovelist & @lizadonnelly:

Together, novelist @SarahMMcCoy & I add up to one Rican. (Census dept., hello!) BTW, she makes me feel gargantuan.

Sadie (R) is so happy her littermate, Clara (L), is home fr vet hospital. Here they are basking in warm sun today.

My favorite supermarket find was this one. Love the many typos. Think, "if Shakespeare were a vegetable."

My friend Hal Ackerman beaming upon arrival of advance copies of his book STEIN STUNG! Order: http://amzn.to/ycOkda

.@rchains Here'swhat happens to 10+ yo hiking boots. Both went at same time. Mr. & I were bent over laughing.

Have you seen my cosmetics case? It fell out of my bag either in Walpole, NH, or Boston, Dec. 30-Jan. 2. #neurotic

Last wk, when newbie bartender at Half King offered @mmaren her test-run Manhattan, Michael sent it my way. Cheers!