My inner cowgirl and my outer hottie fell in love.

America... we need to talk. #googlepoetry #diabeetus

OMG, you guys. I read the best book. It was deep, meaningful, poetic, and plumbed the depths of human feeling.

These are my Oreo hats. They were a First Launch Day gift from my in-laws last year and made by Cakes By Rick. :)

Would this make a good author photo? I think it makes my butt look a little big...

I have taken a new lover. He is... horny. Very horny.

So this photo, more than anything else, totally sums up the launch party. And the book, actually.

Yesterday, I launched a book, won an exciting award, and ended up on Cosmo. Today, I did this.

This creepy guy won't stop staring at me. And he has friends. Lots of 'em.

And now, CASPERGASM. Because who doesn't want to be slathered in Casper? Golden sunshine & Southern charm, y'all.

My favorite piece at tonight's exhibition of Karl Kroeppler's mixed media. Painted on a rejection slip. Inspiring.

So stealing it. #RonSwansonismyangryspiritanimal

Does this answer your question, darling? @BlakeLeyers They're cute, but sooo sugary!

Bluddy pulp! Probably not the look Pocket wanted for Wicked as She Wants. Have y'all tried the Pulp-o-mizer?

Sometimes, the pics that make us look funny are really the best pics of our pig-nosed joy.

HOUSE DERLILER. Had to make my own sigil because they killed off MAH KHAL. http://www.jointherealm.com

New headshot #1 taken on the St. Augustine beach at sunset during @OldeCityCon2013 by Dolorianne Morris. Whee!

Three days later, it's still all I can think about. @sleepnomorenyc #sleepnomore

From Casper to y'all, with love. <3

2007 called to show you the cutest little Valentine I ever got.