Got my Inception Blu-ray today. Best Buy script edition...thing. Downside: french ruins the cover!

Just finished watching every single episode of Roseanne in existence.

I love my David Bowie hoodie. I love it like I love oxygen.

@danharmon @MrDonaldGlover @joelmchale hooray for Community on DVD!

Age 7+ Toy Story puzzle proving to be more of a challenge than initially expected.

I don't know why my dates laugh hysterically when I strip down to my undies.

@bobsaget @JohnStamos @DaveCoulier @candicecbure @JodieTweetin is this the coolest birthday present ever?

OH SHI--

This ball of fur is my cat, Vito. Don't worry, he's not dead, just very lazy.

Discovered new twist on that Mario "friend zone" image. QFT!

A very happy birthday to Max Von Sydow, turning 81 today!

In the future, scientists will attach Larry King’s head on to one of those Spider-Brain machine things from Doom so that he can smite his enemies.

Today marks the 1-year anniversary of the Yeah Yeah Yeah's album, "It's Blitz!"

A Nightmare at Burger King.

On April 30th, Freddy Krueger joins the remake club.