It's not fair

Bloomie's is all boarded up — HOW WILL PEOPLE GET FORTY CARROTS FROZEN YOGURT NOW?? (image via @kilmer) #irene

This one is for all my NYC friends

Looking north on 54th St from MoMA:

78% of Georgians think corruption has decreased since 2007—numbers are just like in Soviet Russia! (ht @kilmer)

ANOTHER cab explosion last night on 71st btwn 1st & 2nd Ave. Still smells smokey. (cc @yorkvillian @newyorkology)

This Boston Terrier pup climbed up @kilmer's leg to cuddle!

This Boston Terrier pup climbed up @kilmer's leg to cuddle!

Per @stephen_miran's request, they performed Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves for us at the Duplex. @CHER wins the week!

Another East Village fire this week. A lot of fire trucks and cops on 7th & A (cc @evgrieve)

To the fuckin douchenozzle who has this poor dog tied up outside Associated supermkt right now—really? #parkslope

#ParkSlope new coffee shop alert on Sackett & 5th—great coffee & there's an iPad for public use! @effedparkslope

Annnd with the active help of some Spanish vineyard, the crepe experiment has been officially declared a success:

Shit, son. Making pancakes seemed a lot easier when my grandmother did it. There's a first time for everything.

My 1st issue of the Russian Snob magazine has arrived (Gauguin reproduction in the background intentional):

We can see Baked Alaska from our kitchen! (brought to you by @kilmer & @cddNY)

Where Oliver thinks he's a lap dog #basset365 (cc: @HouseofJules @heliumcell @effedparkslope)

Dessert. This happened.

Annnd onto dessert:

The Turducken noms (cc: @MsCourt)