Here we stand. Our 10 truths

We haven't got a countdown clock, but it's less than 24 hours to the Bristow-lympics

Turning this into a spreadsheet, weep for me.

Part one of the #secretthings.

When the lines all join and reach the end Issue Two will be out…

@craigfots You'll be missing all this.

Join us at The Sunflower Lounge from 8pm to do thing like this: #ELOke

Don't mess with the DB Prose Crew

The king of rock and roll #4kinghardquiz

The king of kings #4kinghardquiz

Do you weigh this much booze?

Since the Chilean miners missed the @dirtybristowmag launch we're sending free copies over for their release.

Tour starting now. Here.

Is Ed subtly advertising the Bristow in the Labour election booklet?

Can you do Environmental Heath's job for them? @graphiquillan is in charge of the mallet.

Pile for the post.

This is why the beer is at Jon's house.

In the words of the girl out of The Poltergeist: "They're here!".