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Dirty Gertrude

@DirtyGert

Disc golfer and crazy cat person working for a fine food distributor. First-time dad/hubby in the fine state of New Jersey. And team MVP!

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I think this guy is in high school now

Today's great omen: Pushed Pepsi Max button, got a jacked up grape crush that expired in Feb. Then got diet, exp March.

Crew must have one of the worst expensive equipment to fun ratios of any sport

Guess where I'll be June 17th? Hope more than 5 people show up this time cc

this was $19.99 and is excellent

Robert was awesome on today's Price Is Right but poor Rachel looked like she was fearing for her life.

My absolute favorite part of Earthquake is the fake blood at the end of the elevator crash

Wearing his Clark Gable undershirt, reading the paper on a rainy Saturday morning.

This is cheering me up

sleep well?

This dude's wife gave a bunch of dorky hints as to which items to pick. He lost.

it's a goddamn tragedy. But I look pretty good, no?

Congrats to WB Mason dude for being the weirdest, ugliest looking motherfucker to ever appear in a TV commercial

And from the 4/16 Price Is Right, Vietnam Vet Ronald gets in on the weird dancing thing.

Amon does the super belly rub dance on Price Is Right. Or he had an amazing buffet.

This guy is the rock star of the Russian Orthodox church

"My husband says the desk and chair!"

UUU

Revel. Ghostbusters slots. Stay puft bonus round. Yo

I think Coal Hammels just jumped the shark