this is why I don't play words with friends.

I don't care what @AdmiralStanley says, I don't keep too many tabs open!

Too bad ironic tattoos are beneath me.

Upside: the ice cream is really good.

Bad people vandalize wikipedia.

@Molly23 I thought I'd finish it off.

I tried to take a picture, but the lighting just makes me look like a supervilain. (cat included)

Youtube closed captioning beta has hidden messages @realjohngreen

Proud of myself? Why, yes I am. #nerdingout

"what if the ghost of Patrick Swayze came in and ate it?" -Tashara

story of my life.

It's official!

@realjohngreen I think this one's definition is obvious!! Prose-Own

IT WAS SNORLAX!