Me looking rough with the spiffy @professorgreen at the launch for his delish beer 'Remedy'. Yum.

As a @batterseacat rehomer I get their mag and this month its very welcome. Oh hai David Gandy!! #nom

Fonthill Rd in finsbury park is the Vegas strip of tacky prom dresses and rayon wedding gowns. It's amazing & hideous.

THIS is how you wear a cape in a post-apocalyptic landscape. #bigbang #TOP

Mister Handsome.

@katiegwyther douche for da win

Happy World Goth Day #gloomrules (get this amaze shirt at www.lifeanddeath.bigcartel.com)

Just arrived. Excited. @NewLookStore

She's just happy to be alive. #jubilee

Someone wants their breakfast NOW!!!

What I'm watching. On VCR as well. #duckie4eva

Wearing stars n stripes leggings. Builders are like "oi oi America'". Yeah? That's Miss America to you, ladder boy.

I love when old dudes wear jackets that the 80s ghetto forgot. #bling

Ha. Jason Statham filming another one of his masterpieces in Covent Garden. Lol.

Hanging out in the Savoy. Lush.

Man with cake. District line. #grim

Happiness.

The Earth is fucked up. Mostly coz its got an escalator coming out its arse.

Posh coffee break at Harrods.

The inside of my head. #modernart