So, #sundaybrunch is "coming up in less than 2 hours" on a picture posted "3 hours ago". Maths? @sundaybrunchc4

Number of cones on the A34 Handforth, Cheshire on a Saturday: A zillion. Number of @CECLeisure workers? Fuck all!

Another dead ringer: Abbey Crouch's mum and a Doctor Who villain, yesterday. (Please RT)

Roy Hodgson is George Steinbrenner from Seinfeld! Almost a dead ringer ;) (Please RT)

Roy Hodgson is George Steinbrenner from Seinfeld! Almost a dead ringer ;)

Separated at birth: Karen Matthews and former Home Secretary Jacqui Spliff

It finally happened...
(I've been planning to use @Herring1967's fab pic for ages :)

Forgot I put this in the freezer last night, so it was cold later.Then didn't have a second one after all #domfail

Forgot I put this in the freezer last night, so it was cold later.Then didn't have a second one after all #domfail

Francis Maude, today, after he hears about Diane Hill, in York, accidentally scalding herself in her kitchen, in a petrol accident.

I sent in a bed-head pic to Sunday Brunch. Didn't use it, but I didn't realise I'd gone to bed with @DAaronovitch!

12 new pens that @domcarlin won't be getting his hands on :-D

I don't know who started these Willy Wonka memes, but this is my contribution.

Separated at birth: @5wrightstuff panellist @AnthonyHorowitz & Weeds actor/stand-up @kevin_nealon (Please RT)

GEAR!!!

Teatowel stuck in washing machine door. Machine making weird noises. This will not end well....

Slightly charred, and the cheese melting off one of the sausages, but fucking tasty all the same...