Really? National Express Coaches? #hellinahandcart

Pimped my monitor for Christmas!

Due to previous tweet going viral I have been awarded 'gold' disc! A proud day.

Don't touch the f-ing clock!!!! #9nov

#9nov at high holborn/shaftesbury ave

Awww.... a hedgehog in West Park...

...see...this is weird... #oddconference [unofficial hashtag]

@stephenfry How much to open this enticing little envelope?

According to Google Maps there's a plane in Russell Square, London

Just picked up a copy of my first book...it's like a proper book and everything!

...although there are rumours that this is the future of the UK's armed services... #mmsworld #polishingaturd

You can call me a cultural snob...but these are dark days for humanity #mmsworld

If you can judge a man by the contents of his bookshelves, Cameron is a national embarrassment

A bit rich of the One Show to complain about the publishing industry when they can't even use apostrophes...

Ready for my #royalwedding tea party....

.@theipaper #iparty... it's not the world's greatest photo, but it's better than some of the stuff on the walls

#hyperlocal v old media...Wolverhampton style..

Just having a stroll through the BM on the way to the BL...

Focusing too much on the apostrophe...Isn't it wrong?

Got to spend my lunchbreak in the British Museum today....oh how I miss Wolverhamptom...