Running around like a chicken with my head cut off..

Mom you're LUCKY I'm even giving you a job in my company. Now run along & go put your uniform on..

Look at what I HAD to LOOK at during MY meal..

It was cute when you were THREE.. but I'd be GLAD to help.

I said TAKE a 1/2 inch off and give me MODEL BANGS!

Yes. He's hot. But, he's waiting for me.

Having the BEST time in CHICAGO.. transit centers.

Suddenly realizing that plucking out all my grey hairs.. wasn't the best idea.

"Which one is me, again?"

Be grateful for what U have, compassion for those who don't and eat the ones who deserve it.

Many thanks to the people on twitter who told my mom to drink her med. cough stuff. Ackkkkk

The doctors will see you now. Bwahaha

Your my new OBGYN?

I don't know HOW that tomato sauce got on my shirt mommmmm

Maybe if I hide in here to tweet, they won't find me. Pffft

That's me on the right. Too busy to get my face out of my breakfast

Crowd is cheering me on to try this and someone has already called 911 so what am I waiting for?

What the HALLE is this? Cuz it's NOT what I ordered. (snort)

I SAID keep your HANDS to yourselves. Don't make me SMACK you.

May I have a little PRIVACY please? Sheesh..