BAM!

I cant eat my Whataburger in peace when I have this staring at me as if I dont feed her. Lol ok Zoey, you win. :)

The 1st time an Almendarez made the papers w/o the word "WANTED" being in the title lol jk!

Hungry!!!

Its hotter than (insert a person's name you think is hot) Mine - Eva Mendas outside!!

"Okay. I won't sleep on your bed while you're at work.....APRIL FOOLS!!" Zoey - 3 Me - 0 -_-

Wanted to wear my Green Lanturn Shirt & Hat but work wouldnt let me. So im wearing this instead....go ahead! Make fun of it!! I DARE U!!

"You go make $$$ don't worry about ur bed. I'll keep it safe!" Zoey - 2 Me - 0

I have to work & she gets to lay there all day? Unfair man! Zoey - 1 Me - 0

Look at my awesome co-worker Manuel taking care of business. He gots old man swag. + he reminds me of my grandpa. Haha

Just another beautiful day at work...NOT!! Oh well. Free car wash! Woop woop :P

Smoke = Fire!...right?

Happy New Year!

Get some!!

All I want for Christmas is to...kill...some...noobs!! XD

:) look at my Ayla! She's soooooo beauitful!!!

Haha I forgot to read this Christmas card my co-worker gave me. ^_^

Let the wrapping phase of Christmas begin!! Someone give me a fat beat to beep my bicep! Haha

I thought I sensed evil! >.<

Since I found this, I guess this means I can have an early retirement cause I'M MUTHA F*****G RICH!!! B-)