At Pretzel's in altamonte fixin' to rock the comedy open mic in the freshest of @amediocretime gear. #snoots #razzles

Buy @amediocretime shirt, get a FREE @thedangerbrain shirt while supplies last. www.tomanddan.com

Very important book to share with your children.

Open mic night at The North End in Cocoa Beach. First thing I see? @amediocretime #snoots

Headed to Cocoa to do some coastal comedy. Show starts @ 9.

Understand if you have Anger Bees, but know it was the ONLY way to bring you @amediocretime for now. 5 star us. #snoots

> If this truck's a rockin'...

Sleuth's Comedy Showcase Night, I Drive, Show starts at ten. Pic Unrelated.

Open mic comedy night at @tastecp. You could be missing @LarryFulford doing this right now!!!

Austin's Coffee for open mic comedy. Got a really cool teacup tonight!

What happens after 8 months? Zombie Ants?!?!?

Franklin Wins!

Franklin Wins!

Ben Franklin rides again! Meet me at @Tastecp, show starts at 9.

TONIGHT at 9 at @Tastecp, the triumphant return of Ben Franklin's Colonial Follies! Scumbags & #snoots get in free!

Hate it when the real world capitalizes on my jokes. #homegameofthrones

Tomorrow @Tastecp at 9, Ben Franklin's Colonial Follies return! Lightning Rods required for the first ten rows. #snoots

Tomorrow at @Tastecp at 9, Ben Franklin's Colonial Follies return! Lightning Rods required for the first ten rows.

Austin's for open mic comedy night. They've redecorated!

At Just Chillin', Conway & Hofner. 20% of sales today go to London Peoples, 6yr old w/ inoperable brain tumor.