Proof of last night's escapades with @TheHornGuy.

Dollar Tree sells steaks and hot dogs now? Scary.

Game 3 warmups. LET'S GO #CAPS!

This one's for @bdkreviews.

@pnut I swear this is the label for our snacks at work.

The closure of these buildings saddens me.

My new desktop courtesy of @rmnb!

Well done @bdkreviews!

My new background at work.

My Oscars-watching partner.

Thanks to @yareunot and @capsinpictures for this view!

Nothing like being able to walk to @LobsterTruckDC from my office.

Warmups at the #Caps game. Kick some Lucas @jgreenberg81!

The goofball being silly...

Way to get on TV there @WesJohnsonVoice! UNLEASH THE JOHNSON!

That's gotta sting a little...

Finally after all these years i'm gonna do a zombie walk!!

'Out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope.'