Get a load of these instructions for the PROMETHEUS press screening!

Here's what's been happening in front of me for the last five minutes:

Layover at LAX. 11-day Cannes trip nearly finished. Yes, @BayerJeff is barefoot.

A motorcycle repair shop in Cannes that loves the American South. http://twitpic.com/9n5kon

A motorcycle repair shop in Cannes that loves the American South.

It's not just an ethnic slur. Here is an actual French frog.

At Cannes, a scene from my upcoming board game adaptation movie YACHTS, SEE.

The American Pavilion is closed because they are "setting up" for a function. As you can see.

This is the view from our balcony. I shouldn't even be allowed in such a beautiful place. #Cannes

I'm not fluent in French, but I believe this means MADAGASCAR 3 is playing in the Whores Competition.

This is amazing. Someone *just* posted this comment on a 3-year-old article about the THE UNIT being canceled:

I'm about to make @JonSullivan_'s day... This is me one night in April 1993, when I was 18:

Oh, Fox. You're the same as The Onion, but without irony.

Anyway, this juxtaposition made me laugh:

This guy asked really politely, so I agreed to his terms. I'm not going to write reviews anymore.

Sorry, all other photographs. This photograph of me and @misterpatches dancing like NEWSIES is the best ever.

BYU alumni magazine article about Divine Comedy. Any guesses why this part made me say, "OH, REALLY NOW??"? #garrens

Sorry, whoever had "Katnip Neverclean" for the heroine's name in MAD Magazine's HUNGER GAMES parody.

You've probably already seen it, but this photo best summarizes the Birther movement.

Replace "New York City" w/ "Philly" & take 20 lbs off the guy & this could be a photo of @scotteweinberg.