@DougCorea My chest hurts man. This is so sad. This was my school project this morning. An Apple Shrine.

Creepy sketch of the day! #CSOTD

8-Bit Me.

"I'm a simple man, I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast foods."

Currently at Denny's.

New Homescreen, featuring myself!

Time for the best weekend ever! #Disney

Too many birds.

@DougCorea Mine is better.

@DougCorea Mine is better.

What are you up to?

The Follows app just gave me the finger.

@DougCorea there's more.

@DougCorea Honestly, I just wanted all my buttons to be lite up. It's sad, but true.

I'm thinking of starting a blog which showcases Oreo's different sleeping styles.

Oreo is enjoying the freshly cut grass.

Check out the size difference.

It's heeerreeee!!! Thanks @taptivate!

Forever 21 has an old school prep line out. Attention Ladies: BUY! BUY! BUY! d(^_^o)

Just got my @TeslaCake mini business cards from moo.com! They look awesome!