Makeup on my dress.
Monday: 1
Erica: 0

I've spotted your doppleganger @El_Brute. He's at a pool on broadway.

This is so happening.

Endangered Pillow Pets.

I wore these everyday of highschool. #lame

Um. Yeah. My dad practices he choreography to Poker Face. Jealous? #DanceCentral

@TacNasty You could always pull a soul man... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul_Man_(film)

Why do we need our pillows to be pets?

Epic crockpot fail. #fb

The Walking Dead does what?!

That pigeon is as big as a chicken.

I need tiny hats like this. If you know where I can purchase tiny hats... tweet me.

I dunno. The bartender just gave it to me...

This thing looks cute.

"What do you call this diet?"

"Eatin' it old school."

Bahhhh! She's here! The newest member of my family. :). #ilovefood

This is my new sofa. It's the floor. :^(

Soon, she will be mine.

"What is that? Is it pronounced winks?"
#ThingsOverheard

Oh! It's @benbaxtermusic playing live. Sweet!