Sorry, for a second I thought this BAG OF RICE was advertising itself as "extra fancy."

@briantedjones @njsteiner1 @mitkronberg @mike_vecchiolla @cowhand214

Battles.

And on train home, I unknowingly had my portrait drawn. Had no cash, so gave the guy ("Nikita") 6 cigarettes for it.

On train to work yesterday, found this on my seat. I'd read it before, but have been thinking about The Trial since.

OK, FOOD IN MY KITCHEN, I GET IT

This brand of coffee understands how to market its product better than any other. I guess I have el gusto latino.

Now there's something you don't see a planned route on Google Maps do everyday.

Roger Clemens, they got you pegged.

@americanroulete @drudgelines Hey man, I think you got to see this. Looks like he's a fan.

Looks like our local KFC got condemned. Ostensibly this is due to some circumstances, and not just because it was a KFC.

And said setting, weirdly, is Nassau Coliseum. Go Islanders!

The esteemed antique setting for Molloy College Commencement of 2011.

This nut is my little sister and future blogging partner, Emily, who just got "hooded" for her B.A. Commencement Monday.

The Manhattan Special just exploded all over me.

Halstrom you insidious wildcat!

@OGTedBerg

Why do we have to involve an old-school bridge troll in this ad at all?

NY Daily News: Not Even Trying

What?