M5 J3-J4 Southbound (20:30, 04/02/2012) #uksnow

I just made $99,125 as a #NeedForSpeed traffic cop #jackpot

Thought LCDs gave a good HD picture but new LED TVs are simply amazing

Perfect gift for the alcoholic in your life...

How low can you go? These peasants have been caught on CCTV stealing from charities and a church

Not at all impressed with this pansy of a drill bit made by Silverline. Buckled & almost broke drill...

Impressed with delivery window notification from @DPD_UK - delivery was bang on schedule. #win

AA Emergency Foil Blanket has arrived, as thanks for taking part in @AAPresident's streetwatch/pothole survey

Trying @innocentdrinks orange juice for the first time. Loving the refreshed dog!

It's never too cold for chocolate & cappuccino ice cream :-)

Chocolate ahoy... #temptation #yum

Awww :-)

Anyone have a Delorean? #nowonderpeoplehatepublictransport #ilovemycar

New pollen filter #niceandclean

Old pollen filter #yuk

Took plenty of effort but feel quite pleased about my almost weed free lawn. #DandelionsMustDie #NoMoreClover

They wonder why people don't use public transport... #fail

Brilliant Matt in tomorrow's @Telegraph #phonehacking

Oh dear, @Google seems to have enabled Buzz without my consent and now refuses to disable it #fail @googlemail