Awesome belated birthday present from from @afovea, Iron Man USB stick #thirdattempttweet

If that bloke from Proclaimers really walked 500 miles, and 500 more, then he clear had to double back at some point

Really loving Snap by @TeamCrunch .. I uploaded all these receipts last night, now they are in my accounts.

First impressions of Yahoo AXIS are not good. #OhMyGodYouKilledChrome

"Unexpected TERMINATOR" ? When was the last time someone expected a terminator? #sarahconnor #coffeescript

We've replaced @richardleggett with a real muppet.

I got my US friend in to Doctor Who. She just started Matt Smiths second season, and I woke up to these messages.

Captain Faconti. ( cc: @Nickbubble @HannahFaconti @SimianE @SuperHadoken @MrsHadoken )

We have real Chinese Mountain Dew, with old style ring pull.

Looks like Apple are here to clean our Macs

.@jrowlinson This is how it begins (just arrived)

Apparently @afovea thinks it's the last day before the school holidays #mistaken

Ok BT care... keep this appointment, and grant me anywhere the promised speeds and I may forgive you.

Summer-Rose is starting her "required reading" early.

This is why our office was closed on Friday.

This is why the economy is in ruins, @afovea tried to phone to pay his taxes and this happend.

Hey @parcelforce , your website is a massive pile of #fail . The first problems is you don't want Mac users.

My boy Jack teaching his baby cousin about Toy Story, and why it's the second best thing in the world, after Mr Tumble.

How not to manage your Facebook page during a castrof**k - Post the same message every 6 minutres. - by @ebuyer.

Surprise package from Google this morning, some voucher packs to pass on to clients.