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Fiona Jordan

@Feeeooownaarrh

I attempt to make people laugh at the expense of my dignity:I write so the voices in my head don't kill each other:Musical Theatre geek:Nia Vardalos enthusiast.

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This is what happens every time tweets me. <3

My 3rd tattoo - proceeds go to the cancer council. #FUCancer

Up the Mighty Blues! #StateOfOrigin

I love that it looks like is having a good ol' stare at ' butt. "OohGurl"

It is apparent all Divas are happy all the time #MyFavouriteThings

will be so proud of me for cleaning my room. Look, Soph! I have a floor!

FUCK OFF!!!!!! is on Family Guy!!!!!!! This has made my night!! I'm in love.

I much prefer this version:

My beautiful niece, Shiloh - Don't Cry For Me Argentina!! I love our babies <3

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FOUND DOGS! Wattle Grove, NSW, Aus. No collar/microchip info Plz RT + tweet back if you know anything

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Some people really take Paper, Scissors, Rock seriously. Unfortunately, rules is rules...SUCK IT!

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Someone's been watching #CougarTown! "Jules how do you say R-U-I-N?"

at Amazing #Anthenia restaurant in Emerald Lakes. Food Coma won't stop dessert

could use Greek powers 2spread word about the awesome restaurant in Emerald Lakes, QLD

Hey Jules, how do you say the word R-U-I-N?

Great night out, been drinking for 10 hours, think it's time to sleep!

thank you for the napkins! You're the best! This is my face every time I see them.

Me at Movie World yesterday molesting a dead wooden man who was packing more than wood lemmetellya!

William and Thomas at it again #DogtonAbbey.

Mr. Carson admires Mrs. Hughes from afar. #DogtonAbbey