Staying at the Hotel Elysee on 54th Street, Manhattan. This suite is amazing. It even has a piano!

Look who I just bumped in to in Uxbridge! Distinguishable by his hair alone...

Share the office with this guy all day... he's like my Mini-Me, doesn't like to miss a single campaign

Brought my two assistants in to the office. How's this for productivity? Outsourcing is clearly dead.

The bigger the desk, the more space my shit will expand to consume.

Defining the religions of the world

This is why I propose any photo older than 4 years be automatically deleted from history forever. What... the...fuck

At home with the Finch clan

How every affiliate marketer should start the day. Repping that acai

Looking forward to getting spayed, Pancakes?

My favourite search query visitor of the week so far...

He swears he didn't drink the beetroot juice but I don't know...

Sleep-posing with the pups in my apartment.

This is what happens when you get Finch to open a coconut.

Check out who I was chilling with yesterday!

I can haz moooar yoghurt?

Need my face sheared, I know.

HI, I'M THE WOFF

MY BABIES!

Pancakes now has a brother...I couldn't resist.