I JUST got my replacement pizza. I don't know who will, but @PizzaHut will NEVER get my money again.

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I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

In other news, who does ESPN think they're fooling listing Boris Diaw as being 235 pounds?? He's AT LEAST 280.

Who comes to Steak n Shake to buy a bag of ice??

I see why the Pistons stopped wearing these, it literally has "DP" on the back of it lol.

I bet this study was conducted by women who've been cheated on....

I bet this study was conducted by women who've been cheated on....

Why is homegirl on @SportsCenter dressed like Peter Pan? Spring Halloween?

Why is homegirl on @SportsCenter

Boooooo! I'm totally AGAINST these new panties!

Why are these for sale? LMAO!

Why didn't anyone think to get me this for my birthday the other week??

That's right! & my nigga Waka Flocka needs no assistance in that department.

Wait, Jennifer Lopez is the "World's Most Powerful Celebrity"?? Whoever at Forbes made this list is fucking high lol.

See ladies, men have always loved porn. It's in our blood!

Fat Albert FUBU, durag, hat cocked dangerously to the side, Ely High lanyard -- I'm going back to high school!

Which one should I get, right or left?

YouTube *really* needs to stop cutting off the video titles in the sub boxes...

They got me a "chocolate ganache supreme" cake at work & it goes to hard!