Merry Christmas to me

I may have been the last of my neighbors to put up Christmas lights this year, but goddamn they're pretty.

A couple black dudes stole part of my sidewalk yesterday. I know times are tight but this is too far.

Day 2

So the backstage potty is WAY better than the public one. Smells nice too.

Shooting pool behind the Citrus Bowl. #OCFest

Backstage with Eugene after the Gogol Bordello performance. #OCFest

Because every music festival needs a hula hooper:

Gogol Bordello comes out and starts fucking destroying it!

Aww yeah!

Hanging in the artist section behind the stage. #OrlandoCalling

This will work. #OrlandoCalling

What sort of monster does something like this?!

Digging the place mat at the Asian restaurant where I'm dining.

Enjoying some football from the hot tub.

My wife just saw the Halloween surprise I left outside the window.

@BobHapka This. And then watching Arkansas clobbered your Tigers tonight.

Beached Risso Whale at New Smyrna Beach right now. Crazy.

This is the face of the US Army

Soooooo, this happened. Fuckin Twilight.