@Mattdavelewis I wasn't aware people went through puberty at 22, & their heads changed shape. Or were you just unlucky?

Sad, but true.

Definatley did not just spell my name wrong on a gift tag. Nope, no, far too clever for that.

I love being at my Nan's house.

Anyone?

Right. Now that's over. Look, this mug has my name on it.

This is what I did, in male form, when Justin started singing. #xfactor

While it was still light. And, no, I don't know the woman looking at the camera. #holidaysstillstillcoming

Holidays are still coming.

Holidays are coming, holidays are coming.

Shitty thing I made when I was 3 that my mum still puts on the christmas tree item 3:

Shitty thing that I made when I was 3 that my mum still puts on the christmas tree item 2:

Shitty thing I made when I was 3 that my mum still puts on the christmas tree item 1:

He thinks he's a baby.

He thinks he's a baby.

Mum woke me up with this. Literally lept up to put it on. *jumps around a bit*

BYTHEWAY. I'm getting my hair cut like this. Thought I should consult you all.

@louisejones_x @_cakecrumbs

This photo of Jeremy Clarkson was taken outside the One Show studio. What a big dick.

He's a good cuddler.