I would like to say I tweet about the funny things that happen in my life...but really I mainly vent.

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D.I.Y. headboard is done! Which means the room remodel is 100% complete!

Summer brings out the subversive cross stitcher.

We just got home & this is what I found on the stairs. Wake up Caroline!

...and this guy. Girl. Chick. Woman. Sister.

Midnight IHOP run with pretty much the coolest people ever...

The couch cushion is burning so they're just using it to light everything else.

Part 3: Help your neighbors blow up random stuff. I got to blow up a coffee cup!

Got me one of them there degree thingys.

HEYO! I've got my individual fingers back! You should see them under the bandages. But really, you shouldn't.

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Guys. I burned my hand. It's all blistered & yucky :(

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Sunday morning IHOP breakfast with just Mom & Dad.Fantastic start to the week :)

My family is the cutest. They're all helping me make my new headboard.

Monsters U time! Awww yeah!

I take that back. Today I rock the (I think...)-I-NAILED-THAT-INTERVIEW dress.

Today I rock the I-am-confident-&-I-will-nail-this-interview dress. Ackkk!!

Sister hammock time. We're chatting while the boys play in their kiddie pool.

THEY'RE PULLIN' THE TARP! Awww yeah! #GoCards #STLCards

This evening the scorecard is STILL's just under the poncho too

The boys are choosing to go without ponchos. Fools.

This is the life man. This is also the view through my poncho.