Rebekah didn't want to give her horse back... #horsegate

@spritesbites The offer also applies for those who prefer puppies (see the bottom of the page)...

Iceland Express just emailed me 'a special offer for people who like kittens'...

Dumbass Facebook Comment of the Day:

If Abu Qatada ever gets put on a place back to Katie Price he can be played off by Keyboard Qat...

Don't fear Abu Qatada, he's just Eamonn Holmes with a really long beard

I defy you to find a shorter cycle path anywhere in the UK!

'Klout believes you are influential in Prison'

I'm so hungry I may start eating these cats I bought down the supermarket earlier!

Just the type of lawyer @Tannice_ would approve of!

Look, it's me - with a cow!

U kunt... (Sorry to my Dutch friends but I can't help but laugh)

Curiously Relaxed Woman of the Day.

Oops, seems my Windows Phone's been #smokedbywindowsphone - my Dell Streak displays @BENTHEPCGUYS's Skydrive pics fine