I love the various comments of people hitting on hot chicks on Instagram

Gonna WD-40 this guk off my car

This just isn't my night. We ordered a pitcher and got this

Had like 4-5 of these

WTF! Bought a book over Amazon. Found a shitload of these in the pages. Ugh

@edgarwright @simonpegg @Maebirdwing @rejectedjokes @landon saw u guys there, that was my 2nd viewing too

Dog in a remote controlled car

Me in front of the old Myers house

The most difficult text I've ever had to write :(

This guy just started addressing the Pep Boys clerk in tongues

@MechanicSpeak got 'em, will get these issues serviced

Sweet! Puppet Harry's working the red carpet

Saw a meter maid waiting for someone's meter to expire. With one minute left on it, I added another 15 minutes

Dude in this bookstore had a parrot over his shoulder like it ain't no thing. Parrot vomited something up too

iPhone wall paper art needs to take into account the upper and lower overlays, otherwise you get this

The most interesting producer in the world

No love for BREAKDOWN : (
Fail.

@noahphex ArcLight just sux. I so need an Alamo here, has to be better than this

Saving payroll at the expense of customers' time

3 unmanned box office stations (to save on staff wages) and a line at the ArcLight