I felt great pride burning america's flag! It burnt well, even that was oozing fat...

Most of your country is fat! I took a ten mile jog yesterday, twice around your mom! McDonalds is america's answer to healthy eating

The word happiness is tossed around lately; i feel obliged to tell you however that America can burn in hell

I now know how to tell if someone is lying or which emotion they're showing. I'll teach u...

Which is best: 24, Lost, lie to me or House? Personally, im a 24 man!

@nsane8 what? In shitty america?!
Of course i'm taking the piss! Sorry, sorry

@Lefreak78 god bless america my ass!

@nsane8 all iz sayin' is that u should chill wiv those flags...

@chippy80 whos ya friend? She single?! ( joke ) she like this 1...

@chippy80 sure...

@chippy80 ave i shown u this 1...

@Leeds_Mad i agree

@chippy80 Wot do ya think ov this one then...

@chippy80 thanx! Want another one?oops! Ur getting one...

@chippy80 wanna notha' funny pic? Too late u r getting 1...