Too soon?

Kill yourself.

Fucking gusher.

Merry Christmas, @PETA.

@ultimatecarwash

@htcdesign

OH JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF. #Floriduh

@SethSchneids @ultimatecarwash @amandastewart 8 miles?

It's not every day you pull down your pants to unleash a 12-incher.

@SethSchneids @ultimatecarwash @malcolli @amandastewart

@MissTtime

If you hold your phone like this I wish you nothing but pain:

We should be Facebook friends, if only for you to see @mephjeff & others absolutely destroy bible thumpers on my wall:

@diddy05

"I didn't steal that joke, I heard it from a guy I know."

Hey, Jerry Sandusky:

You'd think with all the advances in modern medicine that @BillMc7 could grow some balls and insult me publicly.

@UptownReport

@ctiedje @omarkelly