Free ice cream makes Geoff The News Monster happy. End communication!

@geordieclarke: got your waffles. When do you want to pick them up?

Nothing better than getting free Krispy Kreme doughnuts from the delightful Jane Memmler. I've had two!

@AlexCardno: this is @biz_hack trying - and failing - to inflate his lilo.

Sent into the business section of Express Newspapers this morning. Nothing like free doughnuts, especially #KrispyKreme doughnuts.

Love it. Remember however bad it gets, you are not a #scouser. Feels good, yes?

@sarabenwell: you bet! #PotNoodle #SalamiFromThePacket #tabasco #Powerade #WinningBreakfast

Wise words from the great one, Homer Simpson.

Courtesy of Aussie Dave. This has to be the best newspaper front page of 2012.

Channel 5's ITN news staff are moving in. Hmmmnn.

@justonemorejim does his signature dance - the octopus - on NYE.

This is where I should be for #NYE... love #Australia.

10 reasons why ice hockey is awesome. @geordieclarke, note the moose wearing a Canada hockey jersey.

@GeordieClarke, this one is for you. Oh Caaaaan-ada...

Crap. Guess where I woke up. Again. A ridiculous end to an otherwise great night.

@Shafty_Stuart: you cheeky git! It's a real 'tache! It took 6 days to get to this stage!

Protecting myself from all the germ/virus carriers out there. Part hack, part doctor, part ninja.

@rob_Langston: call me crazy, but that looks like @biz_hack impersonating a priest!

@fanfaronade: as you can see, I'm evaluating which pic of the delightful Tamara Ecclestone I'm going to print this weekend.

My chief sub @ajehollis is, once again, ill. I take no chances when "Typhoid Andy" starts coughing.