This meow monster is the cutest alarm clock

Cheers to @Kendragarden for the Hollywood Bowl tickets! Feel better, dear!

It smells really terrible at this bus stop...what am I standing by? Oh... :-/

@kimholcomb girrrrrrrl get these up in your mouth right now

Fuck you, Irene. We continue to be adorable.

@skeetonmischa Took this pic of a cool NYC dog 4 u

Birthday debauchery commence

Why is this picture of Steven Arroyo in his underwear posted up near Escuela? Anyone? @latimesfood?

What up, breakfast? Why you so fancy?

I guess when you're eating a salad by yourself you look like you need to read the bible. Thanks, guy.

Oh for fuck's sake. Did we really need bananas to be, like, sexier?

My dog is so uncomfortably hot that she's letting me take her picture! Yay!

Lifeguard mackin' on blondes, makin' my day.

@JayFerris you missed out!

@sononick This doesn't really look like me but isn't my shirt radical?

Shepard Fairey is not a very good DJ, in my opinion.

Woah the twitter login page looks different and this is the face I made!

OMG TUMBLR YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE! TUMBLR BLUEBALLS!

Just, like, weeping. #thegreattumblroutageof2010