Gettin' dark out there...

Happy New Year to my Tweet Peeps. You bless my life more than you can imagine & I'm thankful for every one of you.

I decorated the outside of my home today...and with each light I strung & wreath I hung, I reflected on how thankful I am for my house, my daughter, my friends who blessed us with the decorations last year, and for this beautiful season.

After tonight's AMAs, I could use some of this....

YES, oh yes! Hahahahaha!!! #CMAawards #Snuffleupagus

Nope!

This is only a test... #EBS

For just a brief moment, I thought @hollywoodron has finally grown the ultimate in facial/body hair...

To Whom It May Concern: I'm not angry, I'm broken. #bigdifference

That is Redneck Brilliance right there...

♫ Here's a story...of a man named Murray...who was busy with three girls of his own...♪

@leecrowe Here ya go:

Look at what Amanda did to the vacuum cleaner. Maybe now I'll feel like a rock star when I'm vacuuming! LOL!

First day of Middle School. (see also: "Oh, Mom." with eyeroll)

Last day at the beach...

Dear Comcast: This, too, is UNACCEPTABLE:

Dear Comcast: This is ALSO UNACCEPTABLE:

Dear Comcast: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE:

Why?

Dear Internet: Does this look like a spider bite to you? Signed, Concerned