OMG!! @CherieCheroo This phone actually works!!

@beergirlbites Check out end of bio in pic

@HieroHero I was close. I did polish off the spring rolls #piglet ;-)

@busichic we're out the back :-)

@cloudcontrol Here you go... What do you think?

Thanks for the reminder #Twitter. I almost forgot what a Timeline was. Now where's my feed? #Grrr

Praise the chocolaty lord *raises hands to "heaven"* ping @LiamJM @Jsaitken :P

Well isn't @Lucio_Ribeiro very generous!! Today's lucky dip haul :P ping @liamJM @jsaitken

Princess parking standards #almostdoubleparked :P

Drowned rat from head to toe. Neighbours were getting flooded

Not leaving work any time soon. Camberwell is a little flooded

Yep! Silly me left the beach towel on the bed #useless

Not again!!! fuck me I'm hopeless

I <3 Ange from @localtaphousesk for introducing me to Steam Exchange's Truffles beer. Just delicious :))

Oh fuck!! I dropped & smashed last bottle of @redhillbrewery Xmas Ale. Beer Gods will be angry with this bug :(

Ponyo starting...

Ginger beef soup with chicken/lemongrass skewers #imadethis :)

These are going to be awesome #BBQ

Testing out a Donna Hay recipe - chicken & lemongrass skewers. Mr Bug is about to BBQ them

Road block #bikeride