Check out my brand-new, yet-to-be-sullied-by-blood VAN GORE t-shirt...

20 second illustration of Ricky Gervais...

I got my birthday presents from my ladyfriend early! Well done pal...

Yesterday: the day me and @KristinTheSlane fought a T-Rex...

One of Halifax's many treasures: SteaZ Organic Energy Drink...

I am the Dragon Buffet King!!!

Just found out I need to shave for the shoot. You know what that means: 24 hour mustache party!!

Rocking the #Sabres goat-head sweater! Entering tweet-blackout mode...

Eating breakfast outdoors is fantastic! Animals are really onto something here...

Please followers, accept this epic photo of The Beer Store that I just took as an apology...

Photo: @EW's article on HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN in their Summer preview issue...

Suitably watching BEFORE SUNRISE w/ @KristinTheSlane...

At the Ardmore Tea Room with @KristinTheSlane, who is very perplexed...

Hardcore Contra dancing on a Saturday night...

Photo: See you soon, 'Ronto...