I've had enough of these Keep Calm parodies, so this should cover everything...

And an even worse one of me with John Lloyd. My face is the definition of urgh.

A not-so-good one of me with @daraobriain...

Me and the gorgeous puppy @alandavies1, also together at last!

Me and m'colleague @stephenfry, together at last (and no red eye this time)!

EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!!!

The background image in full...

None of the three parties offer real change like this... #LeadersDebate

Hehehe...

I've just finished a detailed summary on the upcoming General Election...

It's Gluben Formby, ladies and gentlemen!

This is all the junk in my room. Cash in the Attic? Nope, Crap in the Bedroom. No, that sounds wrong...

@jupitusphillip Can you me how to play my brand new ukelele?

Feel free to squee, with glee! @stephenfry, @alandavies1, @RealBillBailey, Lee Mack and David Tennant on Xmas QI!

@serafinowicz Not much effort went into it, hope you like it...

@simonpegg Me and my friends. Not a lot of time and a bad photographer/lighting, but not a bad effort I hope...

If you're still upset about tonight's contest, here's a comforting thought.