Omg, that was between you and I Siri

Stiff Upper Lip - AC/DC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW-O_quy8_g&sns=tw via @youtube

This guy stole my pajama's idea

Happiness is

Jesus Christ's Facebook:

RT @realDonaldTrump drunk as fuck, Haha, Lou you're broke AND retarted?! Your fired

Nothing says Badass more than a cherry slurpee and oatmeal cookies

There better be some candy at the end of this trail, I'm not wearing a bathrobe for nothing

War paint/Exfoliating who wants to play Cowboys on Cowboys?

Ah, the romance

I blame my local merchants for assistant football coaches being criminal asshole perverts, it's not their fault at all!

These guys are gorillas! #UFC

Shut the fuck up

Resurrecting the meme

http://j.mp/sO8eyB

#iwannabe

Ok, now I have to change the whole direction of that tweet