The "Celebrities Looking Longingly at Fish" themed calendar could be a winner? March has certainly given me the horn.

Wikipedia showing Paul Daniels has died after our spoof article: http://gussetnews.blogspot.com/2010/10/british-icon-paul-daniels-found-dead.html

Saddam Hussein found in ChocChip Muffin... Thanks to Sohail Iqbal for sending in this image of Saddam he found on a muffin bought from Morrisons. He said it tasted the same as all the others and that there were no other political leaders in the pack.

Lay your head next to the Princess Royal every night with this beautiful double duvet set. Each set comes with 4 delighful pillow cases and matching double duvet in regal pose.

100% polyester. Made in China by slave orphan children. 

"Spunk stains wash out at 30 degrees!"
(Prince Philip)

http://bit.ly/cZAgjR

Serial Killer Russian Dolls. These handmade and beautifully detailed Russian Dolls will make a wonderful edition to your mantelpiece. Each piece fits inside the next and is made from 100% plastic.

The dolls feature your favourite serial killers (from left to right) Peter Sutcliffe, Fred West, Noel Edmonds, Harold Shipman & Ted Bundy.

"They cheer me up every morning"
(OJ Simpson)

Available From: http://thegussetmuncher.webeden.co.uk/#/gift-shop/4540647933

CUNT MUG coming soon

Only £9.99

http://thegussetmuncher.webeden.co.uk/

Julianne Moore's muff campaigns to have own IMDb page: http://bit.ly/crCFXz

Weekly Competition
Guess what the Pope is hiding under his hat.
The winner will reign as Pope for a week.
http://bit.ly/depszR

Beautiful and Rare Lady Diana Lampshade only £179.99 (includes free Prince Charles oven gloves).
Made from 100% polyester this exclusive lampshade will brighten up any living room or bedroom.
Available exclusively from The Gusset Muncher.

These Hitler coasters make an outstanding and original gift for all your racist friends and family.

Made from quality faux brass with a 100% natural plastic base and featuring the iconic face of your favourite psychopathic leader.

"high quality and great for any occasion"
(Jim Davidson)