bb chickens keep knocking each other over

THE REALLY BIG MESS

Check out my keychain, I call him Drunky the bear

Chillin' like a villain

I gave Maddy a bath. She was not a happy camper... at all.

The fawn suckled in everyone's fingers. Can't say I've ever felt a deer's teeth before. (PS those are not my hands)

What I'm doing this afternoon:

i'm in love with my uncle's new cairn puppy

My mom and I have awesome catty texts about my dad's wife

Lay, lady lay, lay across my big technology-covered chicken sheeted bed

SEXY.

Look how cryptic my mom and I are

@maggiepearce I'm stalking you in the bookstore

@maggiepearce I'm so ashamed of myself for remembering any of this

Maddy doesn't like storms :(

Apple is fucking with my emotions. I got a bigass box from them today with this in it

@DChi606 I found you a birthday present at Bed Bath & Beyond.

What I'm doing today: duck tsunami