Just like with everything else, Google's weather service is really informative.

Boom. Let's see if his marijuana addled brain is crazy enough to hit accept.

Yup, that's a tattoo of a grenade on this douchebag's shoulder.

Rob Thomas looks like Michael Cera. #lulz

Best hand dryers ever.

COOKIE!

Chase Field, with the roof open, is a pretty great park. Roof closed? Meh.

Me and this bitch is about to get intimate.

Out with the fam at the park.

@miggiesmalls Also at the park...

Dora the Explorer's at the park. Jealous?

Dragon would rather eat a remote than play with his toys. Jerk.

Beautiful day for Spring Training in Tempe.

If your license plate references your car you're an asshole. #science

Dragon needs to do some situps.

Dragon's in a good mood.

Why so serious?

Look at him stare down the pitcher. #lastone #promise

Look at that slugger.