We gotta find CN-get laid while trying to keep from singing,Try to explain how to delete all my tweets, but how do I reach these kids?

Silly americans..

This is the most awesome iPhone case I have seen in a loong time - I might buy it - what do you think?

Vixen by day☼, Vixen at night, but especially - Vixen at heart ♛ #iLikeTheWordVixen

Superwoman vs. Superdog - Who Will Win This Epic Battle Of Luuv?

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. #UnconditionalLove

When you don´t have a steady job, but works on occasions - would the phrase: I Hate Mondays be both absurd & irrelevant to my way of living.

Ever paused at the end of #twoandahalfmen or #bigbangtheory? #ChuckLorre really have some funny & insightful txts

Ja, du ser riktig.. #Barneskrekk nr.1 - HUFSA; Real Life Edition

Dennis har skjønt det...#GullkornFraBarnemunn

Nothing sexy about the name; Heidi. Just look at this! Naah, just kidding.. - It´s sexy as HELL

Greetings from a long haired norwegian girl that needs shit on her walls - and NO, not literally.

Who´s got the greatest mom in the world? I doo. I do!

This is for you @TARINATARINAT ♥ You are my fav jewelry designer in the world! Keep up the amazing work♥♥

I miss you, little buddy. You were the most awesome rat in the world❤ Rest in peace, (toobadIcantsaythename)H.

✿❀ Very #HAPPY ♥✿

Everyone: Ahh this is NICE!
Maria: Yea, some huge fish just touched my feet.
PANICK! - Im nearest on the left :-)

Meg & Ella på 1 år ♥ iPhone er spennende! Med all den kjærligheten jeg har å gi, ville det å få barn gå på gli! ♥

Me+BF pic on a huge boat - just for the sun, the drinks, the music and of course the best girls in the world♥♥

@JoachimGarraud @ Bora Bora. U ROCKED! My girl got 4-5 of those masks in the human frenzy of mask-wanting peeps!