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Jessypants

@HeyJessyPants

Advisory: I say fuck a lot. 2011 Sarcastic Voyage Best in Pants. I'm a Great Honey White Badger Shark.

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Someone took the loop on the bottle brush and turned it into a heart. This is why I love my coworkers.

  • 152 days ago via Plume
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Aperol fizz! #fizzyliftingdrinks

  • 152 days ago via Plume
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Ready to party! #pretty

  • 153 days ago via Plume
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The first one does do nice things for my butt.

  • 157 days ago via Plume
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This one's cute, but way too snug through the hips.

  • 157 days ago via Plume
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Too bad I don't do the no-sleeves thing.

  • 157 days ago via Plume
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This one is promising...

  • 157 days ago via Plume
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#dogstatus

  • 159 days ago via Plume
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Deviled eggs, bitches. #kreesmoos

  • 159 days ago via Plume
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MOONCUSSER! #festivus

  • 160 days ago via Plume
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Airing of Grievances! #festivus

  • 161 days ago via Plume
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Rosy Disposition!

  • 161 days ago via Plume
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Festivus drink menu! #festivus

  • 161 days ago via Plume
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