my desk fml O_O I think u can see @missmei tweet in the background

Sainsburys fail. Do you call this vegetables?

Current sledging at Crystal Palace, slopes are the best'

Is it just me or do these chocs look like dog shit in the photo?! Seriously tell me, im not sure if I should be offended or not

I feel sick being in this shop. RIP Woolworths

NOW happening:

WAS happening:

So here I am spending my Saturday afternoon eating reasonbly expensive (and tasty) Harrods chocolates

THESE SEATS ARE IMMENSE! Bryan brothers (in black) vs Mirnyi/Ram

We are here! Collecting tickets now. #atpfinals http://maps.google.com/?ll=51.501127,0.005033

OHMYGOD! Im going to ejaculate!

Chilling in Green Park after going to that debate thing, guess who we saw....MARGRET from Apprentice! (bad pic!)

Just been giving stuff out with @Joe_Reddie for Snappy snaps in beckenham, bumped into Luke and Jake :)

ALSO hovis are giving away free, yes FREE bread! Like whole bloody loaves haha

Errrr were in marks and spencer shopping and this lady is obsessed with tissues LOL

Pic of coverage on BBC news

Look, its Reggie Yates and Fearne Cotton (Melvin O'Doom) on Da Bungalow! Old Memories.

In the Imax, I never realised how fucking HUGE the screens were, so I've had to take a portrait pic of the screen!

Just had a brill Birthday, Dubai Mall was great and going to the Burj Al Arab hotel was amazing, here's a pic of lobby