Laptop burnage. #firstworldproblems

I hate jacket erection.. #femaleproblems

Sunshine nails for a beautiful sun-shiney day! Have a beautiful Sunday.

My co-workers were so sweet & got me flowers and red velvet cake for my belated

Christening of my new cactus margarita glass.

Delicious Benihana dinner. #stuffedsenseless #berrymojito

Muppet birthday love!

Not the smartest idea to go hiking on such a hot day. #windinthehair!

And we all lived happily and Jar Jar-less ever after. #gungangenocide

Lunch at my favorite restaurant. #safaritime!

Good heavens what a gorgeous day in San Francisco!

I love starting off my week with a $35 ticket.

Bath time!

Just in case they miss my Valentines card.

My tiny village of San Lorenzo is known to have its nice moments.

Pinocchio took a tumble today and thus is temporarily named, Stubs-Magee. #emergencysurgery #superglue

Having a dining adventure with some damn good food.

My faith in humanity is restored. #crappyparenting

My newest addition. P.S It hurt.

Très chic boo boo's.